
I drew the diagrams above for Bob when I explained it to him, and he pointed to the green dot (the "firm") in the second one and said, "And now, if we switch over to theology, this is just God." (There were probably a lot of "uh"s and "man"s and "like"s in there too.) 1. Money/power
2. Getting everybody to live a moral life by establishing a moral code.
We'll deal with the first one later. By the way, I apologize in advance if any of what I'm about to say offends your moral/religious sensibilities--please be assured that this is meant to be an earnest discussion of these ideas. Although the paragraph on Scientology is a little harsh. Actually, if you're a Scientologist, just stop reading.
Back to bullet 2: Establishing a moral code and getting people to stick to it. The church/synagogue/mosque/etc. functions like the firm. The production goal is not goods, but good (kindness, charity, etc.)--often spelled out in the form of commandments or other religious doctrines. The members are now congregants rather than workers. The middle management that we hire to make sure that we don’t shirk on our moral duties to produce good are our priests/rabbis/imams/etc., but at the head of the church is our CEO, founder, and president, “God.” God has the ultimate say in whether or not we go to heaven or hell, and, depending on your degree of belief in free will, many other aspects of our lives—including our health, and our success in love/work/sports/etc. God is the boss we hire to prevent moral shirking.
Can the monitor (God) hire and fire people? You bet: that's where we get heaven and hell from. Is the performance of the monitor tied to the performance of the members? Sure. If members behave in a fashion that the majority considers to be immoral, their gods become pagan/heathen/etc. On the other hand, if members behave admirably, the righteousness of their God is increased.
Once we’ve established our firm of Good, Inc., we can see a number of applications of industrial organization. Now, we have to consider that our members are not only our producers, but our consumers as well. Specifically, they consume good feelings (joy, spiritual satisfaction, righteousness) for a price in the form of time or money donated, or an explicit monetary payment (see Scientology and/or Middle Ages Christianity “entitlements”).
-Network externalities: 60 years ago, there was not a single person who identified their religion as Scientology. Now, depending on how you count, there are more than 1 million. But there’s a sucker born every minute, and even completely ridiculous bullshit cooked up by a scam artist/opium addict/science fiction writer as a get-rich-quick scheme can eventually gain legitimacy as a real actual religion if enough suckers get their friends and their friends’ friends on board. Of course, Scientology does have some real value—in getting us to think critically about our own religious beliefs.
-Differentiated products and monopolies: One of the nice things about running a religious organization is that you can tell your consumers that your product is the only product that will perform the desired function (getting them to heaven or to feel good). The other products on the market are not just inferior, but evil and blasphemous! (Somewhere, a Coke brand manager just read this and got really jealous.) Scientology, for example, has a strict monopoly on the sale of Scientology products—everything from self-help books and junk instruments that measure your state of mind to actual religious secrets and materials, available only to platinum-level donors (or, as they call them, “OT levels above Clear,” pending a “review of the candidate's character and contribution to the aims of Scientology,” according to Wikipedia.). They have a militaristic copyright/intellectual property regimen to protect their ability to maintain a monopoly on their brand of spiritual salvation.
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